"Completeboy has completed all. He is now Complete." Welcome to the Completeboy Shrine, completed by Archael and FalconFangs.
This is a holy place dedicated to a legendary gamer known only as Completeboy.
Completeboy is a gamer like no other, and attains 10000% completion status in every video game he touches.
Here we will keep his wisdom and his holy texts organized so that future generations can appreciate his work.
Completeboy Completisms Pieces of wisdom and intellect Completeboy has decided to share with our world.
It's Spelled Whether
hah, you said weather pal? i am afraid you English is lame.
On people who modify their original argument
ofcourse modification and alterism is lame.
i do not youtube pal, its a soft porn website, i am careful to make my mind out of gutter all the time.
i am in love albeit its one-sided as of yet
this is my topic this is the feat,
if you be on topic you will get the treat,
this is how it is it is really neat,
if you be off topic you will bear the defeat,
this is how things work yes indeed,
if you be on logic you will get the seat.
cannot write poems,
i post for topics,
will not type randoms,
i chose for logics.
went to woodshed,
saw something nasty,
bent to withstand,
but ran so fasty,
then i noticed,
i was so hasty.
The mind is one's own enemy or friend)somewhere in gita - lord krisna(
world is not small its more big then you can see.
In pure love sex is out of importance. (i know i am a virgin but i am in love too)
original is not original once its known that its original.
Joke Of The Day Completeboy sometimes decides to try his hand at what mortals call "humor". This is the result.
Ramza="hey where is your sword"
Knight="i am finding the same sir"
Ramza="you better not lost it, it was the excalibur"
Knight="milord what if we ask orlando to give one?"
Ramza="then orlando will not be able to anything worthy"
Orlando="its alright you can have mine"
Knight="sir i am amazed, but what will you use"
Orlando="i will use the chaos blade ofcourse"
Orlando="what did you say?"
Ramza="i meant thats fine"
knight=i am bored
ninja=then why don't you take on me
knight=i am not that bored
bard-hey you can sing
bard-no you can imagine you can sing and fight as well
knight-i will try
suddenly a group of evil ninja arrives
ninja-hands up get down
knight continues to sing-lallala
ninjas-we cannot stand this freak
they ran away
bard-see your singing saved us
Ramza="whats up delita?"
Delita="long time no see pal"
Ramza="i thought you were blown"
Delita="yeah well teta was fat enough to save me"
knight=bartender give me a milk pack
bartender=sorry out of milk wanna drink
knight=no way i cannot fight when i am drunk
monk=i am fight well when i am drunk i am the drunken master
monk=its not kung fu, its martial arts
knight=you cannot hurt me with all this armor around
monk=i can punch through that armor
monk punches monk's hand is hurt
monk=hey you used the sword to guard
knight=i use sword as an armor too.
knight=i am going to slay the dragon of bad desert
female knight=i am coming along
knight=i told you earlier its too dangerous
female knight=thats why i am coming along
knight=to risk your life?
female knight=its not risky when i am with you
knight=well thats true i will defend you and you will attack the dragon then.
Knight='huh you know you are so bad that when someone steals somethingpeople say you thief!'
Thief="you are mistakening my dear knight, they say it in a praising way"
The Only Underground
delita='is everthing ready?'
blacksheep guys="yes my lord"
delita='alright i will assasinate him'
blacksheep guys='what about us?'
delita="go underground for now'
blacksheep guys="you mean to deep dungeon?"
Knight=can i have the chaos blade my lord?
Ramza=no way its too shiny and powerful.
Knight=i have a shining armor so for the collection
Ramza=hold it i have the defender for you
Knight=but i already have one i use it to defend you my lord
Ramza=then have this save the princess
Knight=but we already have lost ovelia from our hands
Ramza=alright i will use orlando's excalibar and you have your blade
Orlando=then what will i use
Knight=sir you do not need to use a thing except yourself to win
ramza=hurry up everyone alma my sister is in danger
everyone=but we are in danger too thanks to your heretism.
knight upon hearing laugh as he entered the camp
knight to his two team mates
knight=what are you two laughing at? if its me i will let lord ramza know
thief=relax we were just discussing speed
Your Sister = Slut
ramza=hey delita where are you going pal?
delita=to get back my sister
ramza=there is no point searching for her i assume she is safe with the thieves
delita=how can you say that?
ramza=since your sister might have already charmed the thieves with her charm that she would be the one making them her servants.
Ramza=hey alma wanna ride a chocobo
alma=no, i am scared
ramza=you need to learn it sister, in times of emergency it can help you ran away
alma=fine but i will have a red chocobo
knight=ahem, ramza sir, shall i marry her? i swear i will protect your sister for real
ramza=you cannot even protect me from all danger
knight=thats because you move on your own without waiting for me
man=hey look its superman
another man=no thats spiderman
another another man=no thats he-man
yet another another man=no thats phantom
man=nah its probably a new hero altogether.
Ramza=halt! i will kill you now you whiny wizard
Wizard=please do not kill me i am already out of mp i cannot do anymore harm to anyone
Completeboy Propositions This is a compilation of FFT propositions Completeboy has created.
Protect The Prince "PROPOSITION: Your duty is to protect the prince, who is still too young, its an escort from one place to another. vicious monsters are around that particular road of transport, also suspicious people are there too. NOW which class/es would be better for this job. days to go are two days."
Bad Desert "PROPOSITION:
there is a rumour of restless souls haunting in a cave near bad desert, free them and check for any treasure, as there is also another rumour of a sealed shield. those interested may apply, 3 days required. now which class is required here to fulfill the needs?
indeed a priest class was required to do holy proceedings to the poor restless screaming souls. and in order in protect the priest someone dependable like the knight class is required, so a priest and knight duo is perfect, and therefore you have finished this job with shining success.
Priestess : i went there with my partner the knight. He took the lead and started searching the cave while me standing behind tried to concentrate and sense the deadness.
Knight : well this job was easy for me, all i had to do is protect the priestess with my sword.
Priestess : then going more deeper we finally encountered a couple of souls. eventually we discovered the truth of this cave, the two of the souls were couples. they were guarding a sealed shield, i used holy in to them and then rested them with phoenix down. i cannot believe i was the one responsible for this job's success.
Bartender : Great Job! You got 5000 and a dragon shield (which is said to belong to a king who fought a mighty sea dragon).
Hostage Situation "PROPOSITION:
Days to go 5.
Bartender : Alright we have got the prince of neighbouring country kidnapped by a now defunct group's remaining people. they are sort of revolters. they have kidnapped the prince and are now demanding a big ransom amount.
your job is to create 'talks' with those evil beings. try and resolve the situation and managed to secure the prince away from them. your priority will be the safety of the prince, who is only 14. so offensive action will get the prince in trouble. so try to talk out of the situation at first.
for the reward the king will give you lots of gold and a special treasured sword will be given as well.
your singing knights would be immediately alerting those sharp evil revolters.
Knight : we went in singing songs of peace.
Knight : we also brought alongwith us the dancer.
Knight : however those kidnappers quickly recognized our unhidden swords, and well weared armours. so they all started a direct assualt, we barely managed to survive the assault.
Knight : i had a scar, but i am a knight, its all right, we managed to protect the dancer and we had to escape rather then right those revolters in order to keep the prince unharmed. sorry.
Good job? you got nothing.
Mediator : we all quickly went in, and as soons as we spoted the area, i started negogiations with everyone there.
time mage : i was already charging a slow spell meanwhile.
thief : i quickly noticed a suspicious area behind the revolter's chief and i rather hiddenly went into the secret hut where the young prince was captive. he was bondaged, i used my zorlin shape and untied the prince, i told him to be quiet, and we both went away through the back side of the area, without a trace.
mediator : then things started to be a little rough as the chief of the revolters went into the hut to check the prince, i decided to stop the 'talks' and gaved a signal to the time mage for slow spell.
time mage : i quickly charged them all with the slow spell, and we decided to run as hard as we could.
mediator : in the end we managed to run faster thanks to time mage's slow spell.
time mage : this job was a success thanks to the thief though.
thief : me? ofcourse i am thief after all, stealthness is in my blood. sneaking was too easy. i stole the prince from the kidnapers.
King : thanks for rescuing my boy, i am so gracious to you all, as a reward you can have our generation's treasured sword.
young prince : hey thief i want to be like you when i grow up.
Great Job! you got 7000 and a Defender 2 (sword).
Bartender : Wow! thats a great adventure, you are now adventurer level 1!
Help L C Richardson "PROPOSITION:
Bartender : richardson is a wealthy person, and hence there are some bad people who are trying to get money out of him, richardson has been just recently given a warning by unknown person.
"Rich Richardson ey, tell you what if you do not lend my 50000 within the next 2 days i will rip you"
our client is looking for a reliable person or team in order to protect him for the next two days from the so said danger. he will pay a large amount for his protection and will give a treasured momento as well.
2 Days FOR THIS JOB.
you mime and thief selection is understandable, but reis's work is illogical.
mime : we met richardson and ease his fears, i duplicate his looks. though i still look like a new born wolf's child.
thief : i was well hidden and in stealth mode.
reis : i wanted to be naked, but my temple knight refused, so he came in and took me away as soon as i was about to strip.
the kidnapper got away in time and richardson i still in trouble.
you got 0 and nothing.
Bartender : try again next time!
Mediator : i had a rather great feeling.
Knight : i was well aware and alert of all possible choas here.
Archer : i was well prepared too, i already was concentrating on the mysterious person.
Mediator : i approached the person in person who was alone and did not looked suspicious.
Knight : i was following the mediator albeit silently.
Archer : i was following them both albeit with a long distance thanks to the fact i equipped a long bow.
Mediator : i tricked him in questions, i first asked him what if richardson pays you in half at first as it was a big amount to be payed. then suddenly the guy got paniced, he suddenly started to run away.
Knight : i tried to stop him but alas he was too quick for my heavy armour.
Archer : i saw that person running towards me but i was already concentrating, and since i was well alert i shooted the arrow, which hurt him right in his left leg.
knight : i captured him, and put my sword right across his neck.
mediator : then i started to make him talk, and he spilled out everything.
archer : we figured out he was a poor person, who was also a butler at richardson's house, his mother was sick and he required a large amount of money and thus decided to plan which would involve scaring richardson for his money, thats the only way he could think of it as he had no guts to ask richardson in person about the required money.
mediator : i explained the truth of the situation to richardson. he agreed to help his butler's mother and he also helped his butler get his leg healed and, so it all ended up quite well as the butler was still called on work by richardson after his mother's operation.
Good Job! you got 10000 and a handwatch of gold as a momento from richardon.(said to bring good luck).
Monster Trouble! "PROPOSITION:
Bartender : there is a great of mayhem regarding a monster near sweegy woods. those who has seen him in person has said that the monster is about 15 feet tall, but is quick and also seems extremely strong. several cadets of local have visited the area but only few have returned and they too were badly injured including eye sight loss, from their reports, this monster is agressive and deadly quick, and yet is also extremely heavy. does not seem to be hurt by axes or arrows.
clear this monster immediately, days to go are 2. there is gonna be a huge reward of money from the local public.
FANATIC's fantasy is lame, bantender cannot be killed.
again congrulation for g3yling, you won.
Time mage : i had a great feeling really.
Ninja 1 : i along with my brother followed the time mage into sweegy woods.
Ninja 2 : we had along deeper into sweegy woods and passed it, at the end we were at a new area.
Ninja 1 : suddenly i sensed someone coming real fast at us.
Time mage : i had already began charging a slow spell for the approaching mystery.
Ninja 2 : i moved into the woods in sunken state. i was preparing to shoot my elemental gun to whatever that was coming towards us.
Ninja 1 : i was right behind the time mage in case of emergeny, and i also had shurikens prepared.
Time mage : then there we saw a large monster right infont of us, it was shouting, i immediately put slow spell on him, and it was a success.
Ninja 1 : it was also a close call as the running monster was slown just in time enough so that i can carry the time mage safely away from it.
Time mage : then i began charging haste spell for my members.
Ninja 2 : i quickly took the oppourtunity and shooted in the heart of that monster, but he was hardly hurt as he was still moving towards us albeit slowly.
Ninja 1 : i throwed two shurikens, one missed but the other hits the right eye of that monster.
Time mage : i hasted the ninjas.
Ninja 2 : due to the pain of the eye the monster was unable to concentrate, i took the opportunity and shooted another shot right in his face this time, and it worked as the monster was running away.
Ninja 1 : ofcourse i could not let it run away, i quickly throwed a katana, which slashed the monster's stomach. it was bleeding.
Time mage : i still had enough power left to charge a meteor on the monster, it took time, but since the monster was injured and thanks to the two ninja's help who were covering him, i finally charged the spell towards the monster.
Ninja 1 : after the spell attack the monster was as good as dead.
Ninja 2 : i confirmed it too and then we both decided to tie the dead monster and take it with us to the village people near sweegy woods to show them the proof.
Time mage : this job was a success thanks to our entire team's effort.
Ninja 1: anytime pal
Ninja 2 : yeah anytime pal.
Great Job! you got 5000 reward and a free dinner by the village people at night as a bonus.
Bartender : Wow! thats a great adventure! you are now adventurer level 2!
Rebel Outrage! "PROPOSITION:
Bartender : there is a great deal of trouble near rinovanes castle, there are too many rebelions for the knights to handle, those rebelions have taken over rinovanes castle, and they are not showing any sign for a peace treaty, due to the fact that many of rinovanes's knight were killed in the velius accident there are only few knights left and they need help. anyone with good fighting skills and strength are welcome. there will a huge reward from the defending knights.
JOB REQUIRES 4 DAYS.
Samurai : i was well awared of the situation, so i took my most important katanas to kill and heal.
Samurai : there were too many rebelions there, the knights were surrounded and too few against the too many rebelions.
Samurai : i decided to jump right in the middle of the rebelions, and i started slashing them around with my special katana, i was killing 4 guys at once, however my katana got broked. I THEN pulled out my healing katana, and i healed myself and the knights around me, but we were outnumbered badly. then i even broked my healing katana, thats where i knew i should have learn martial arts of something, then i took my other katanas and slashed those rebelions around, when things finally were looking good we decided to kill the remaining rebelions, but suddenly more rebelions were coming from the outside and during that time i had only one katana left and those of the remaining were badly injured and were unable to help fight, since i had only one katana left in the end, i decided not to take any chances, i decided to leave the slow knights on there own and thanks to quick reflexes i avoided every attack into me, i finally ran fast and out of rinovanes castle.
this job was a failure.
Bartender : good luck next time pal!
but samuri wins here.
Knight : i was well aware of the situation on hand, as i know i had to fight and also protect my fellowsmen. only a knight can understand a knights pride and spirit of fighting against all odds.
Knight : as i quickly went in i realized that there were few of us against many of the rebelions around. i quickly decided to stay at a corner and starting singing the healing song. quickly enough my songs proved useful as the wonded knights were starting to feel a little better by the second.
Knight : then after sometime i started singing the speed song, which unabled quick movements of the knights who were just about to recover completely.
Knight : then finally before stepping in the battle i decided to sing another song, the song of battle.
Knight : then after looking all my fellow knights whose condition was improving, i decided to jump in myself and started slashing and stabbing around. my songs eventually did helped me too.
Knight : i was quickly reaching the rebelions who were running away after realizing that us knights were starting to outnumber them, the odds were against us but we still managed to survive and even took over the situation with great courage and also thanks to our battle skill. i decided to chase the running rebelions and destroyed them.
Knight : after a rather long and fierce battle we won, however one of the knights was killed in the battle, i took his sword and made his grave outside rinovanes castle. and stuck his sword in his grave. it was a sad moment but then knight did not died in vain, he died while protecting the castle and his loyalness was proved.
Knight : the battle was a success thanks to our effort and not just my songs alone. it was the courage of knighthood which enabled all us knights to fight against the everlarge rebelion breakout.
Congratulations! you got 20000 from his royalness of rinovanes.
Knight : i decided to give that amount to the dead knight's famliy. his children were crying but i told them to be brave and become a fine knight as their father was.
Bartender : O the sadness! but what a knight must do is what a knight must to. Great Job!